Waikiki after dark

If you thought walking down the stretch of Kalakaua Ave.(better known as Waikiki for those out of town and reading) was interesting...You ain't seen nothing yet till past midnight. You probably think nothing else happens after all the shops and stuff closes, you should tag along when I'm walking home from work 5 times a week at 130-200AM in the wee mornings.

While home from the hotel is only less than 10 mins, there are much sights and sounds to fully 'appreciate' at that hour. Here's a short list of them:

1) Walkout out via poolside entrance and find threesome going on...(and I don't think they're playing doctor-doctor)
2)Walking down Kalakaua Ave, some black guy playing the flute...(brah, waikiki no mo'peeple tis hour)
3)Walking past DFS(Duty Free), 3 guys showing off breakdancing moves(to who I wonder...)
4)Breakdancing groupies are in close vicinity...(dakine with HUGE flower in hair and daikon legs)
5)Past Moose's, get couple drunk Marines shouting at top of their lungs because they think they gung-ho
6)Past GS studio...get some Nihon-jins, all not walking straight but still bowing goodbye to friends 2 blocks away...
7) WAit for Kuhio traffic light to turn green, see the same usual guy carryign one trashbag and flashlight. Rummaging thru the trash to look for gold?(maybe)
8)Walking towards home, always see these 3 Mahu(or trannies, lady-boys, ah-qua) selling their wares....One day I'll ask how much becasue I curious...(don't get the wrong idea)
9)Also, always this one guy in wheelchair and ask the time, and then ask for money to get home to Kailua with sob story.(He tried that on me 3 times already...the bugger)
9)Almost home, see some micronesians smoking weed in their truck...
10)Finally home, saw security guard all decked out on sofa and having sweet dreams...

Phew...! too much action...

Let me know if you want a Hawaiian After Dark Adventure Tour...