Absolut Bizarre...
I had the most bizarre dream the other night.
WARNING: MATERIAL BELOW HAS INAPPROPRIATE SUBJECT CONTENT CONTAINING HUMAN WASTE AMONGST OTHER ITEMS OF GROSS NATURE. IF THE FOLLOWING OFFENDS YOU, DO NOT READ FURTHER.
In the dream, I had to take a shit real bad. So, enter a public restroom(location unknown), looked pretty decent with the regular stalls and urinals. I really had to take a shit bad, I probably was twitching in my sleep. Swung open the door of the first stall and discovered shit bits all over the floor.
No fear, will try the next stall...Entered the next stall, saw more poop all over the place including the walls...ALL OVER THE FREAKIN PLACE...tried to pull on the flush to flush the waste material down but instead more shit overflowed all over the place....freaked out when the shit made contact with foot. URGH.
REALLY REALLY had to shit. Last resort and worst case scenario was the urinal, wanted to put my butt close enough but without touching it to excrete. Got even more grossed out when I saw a pile of poop already there(actually saw such a thing in real life in a public toilet somewhere)....URGH. Finally woke up.
BIZARRE! The dream might have a hidden meaning? Mind you, it really did freak me out because it was shittingly graphic in the dream.
Shit.
WARNING: MATERIAL BELOW HAS INAPPROPRIATE SUBJECT CONTENT CONTAINING HUMAN WASTE AMONGST OTHER ITEMS OF GROSS NATURE. IF THE FOLLOWING OFFENDS YOU, DO NOT READ FURTHER.
In the dream, I had to take a shit real bad. So, enter a public restroom(location unknown), looked pretty decent with the regular stalls and urinals. I really had to take a shit bad, I probably was twitching in my sleep. Swung open the door of the first stall and discovered shit bits all over the floor.
No fear, will try the next stall...Entered the next stall, saw more poop all over the place including the walls...ALL OVER THE FREAKIN PLACE...tried to pull on the flush to flush the waste material down but instead more shit overflowed all over the place....freaked out when the shit made contact with foot. URGH.
REALLY REALLY had to shit. Last resort and worst case scenario was the urinal, wanted to put my butt close enough but without touching it to excrete. Got even more grossed out when I saw a pile of poop already there(actually saw such a thing in real life in a public toilet somewhere)....URGH. Finally woke up.
BIZARRE! The dream might have a hidden meaning? Mind you, it really did freak me out because it was shittingly graphic in the dream.
Shit.
posted by Learning Facilitator at
7:03 AM
1 Comments:
>>The dream might have a hidden meaning?
not me...I never give you any shit..hehehe ;)
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